Wednesday 8 April 2009

Smoke the northern lights

Worst. press. release. ever.


Hello there fellow northern lights fans & freaks!

We had quite a nice aurora last night and I have a good feeling about tonite as well. Still waiting to see some real exotic colours this year - purple haze anyone ?

Hmmmm - This spring is however fortunately due to be the last "slow" season on the Aurora cycle. Then we will head into what I have now monumentally entitled as

"THE AGE OF AURORA - 2009-2014©".

These 6 coming years should - according to all scientific expertise and hundreds of years of recording the sunspots activity - exhibit some fantastic northern lights. This iow means consistantly active skies, as the suns cycular " heartbeat" culminates and the solar activity increases to a stunning maximum!!!

This is something you simply do not want to miss out on seeing. Now is the time to book your trips to northern destinations and see this natures marvelous Wonder of the Celestial Polar Skies. Best times to book this fall are predicted to be mid September through the end of November and middle of January to end of March 2010.

We here at [NAME REMOVED TO PRESERVE DIGNITY] - your top northern lights destination - are awaiting your arrival to envision what I also jokingly term as "The Woodstock Revival". For those of you that might have been there. Or thought you were...Or wished you had been.

Peace and stunning skies to you all 2nite!

Bob Borealis


Freaks? Age of Aurora? Purple Haze? Woodstock Revival? Bob Borealis?

I want some of what dude is smoking.

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