Meet the Centaur

Further proof, if needed, that photoshopping will not make your image better. Click to see a bigger version.

I mean seriously. Dude looks like a Centaur. Plus look at where his hand is at. NO NO NO. Stop it now.

Smoke the northern lights

Worst. press. release. ever.

Hello there fellow northern lights fans & freaks!

We had quite a nice aurora last night and I have a good feeling about tonite as well. Still waiting to see some real exotic colours this year - purple haze anyone ?

Hmmmm - This spring is however fortunately due to be the last "slow" season on the Aurora cycle. Then we will head into what I have now monumentally entitled as

"THE AGE OF AURORA - 2009-2014©".

These 6 coming years should - according to all scientific expertise and hundreds of years of recording the sunspots activity - exhibit some fantastic northern lights. This iow means consistantly active skies, as the suns cycular " heartbeat" culminates and the solar activity increases to a stunning maximum!!!

This is something you simply do not want to miss out on seeing. Now is the time to book your trips to northern destinations and see this natures marvelous Wonder of the Celestial Polar Skies. Best times to book this fall are predicted to be mid September through the end of November and middle of January to end of March 2010.

We here at [NAME REMOVED TO PRESERVE DIGNITY] - your top northern lights destination - are awaiting your arrival to envision what I also jokingly term as "The Woodstock Revival". For those of you that might have been there. Or thought you were...Or wished you had been.

Peace and stunning skies to you all 2nite!

Bob Borealis

Freaks? Age of Aurora? Purple Haze? Woodstock Revival? Bob Borealis?

I want some of what dude is smoking.

It's behind you...

Sadly, moments after this shot was taken the happy couple (who do seem very well suited) was mauled to death.

WHOAH!

Will you just look at my cock!!! Will you? Please?

What the duck?

The love between a man and his duck is a beautiful thing. This hotel in the Caribbean seems to be targeting the discerning traveller looking for the perfect venue for his cross-species honeymoon. They look happy anyway.

Welcome to our hotel

Just open your legs a little wider love, all the tourists are going to come flocking now

This one goes out to the 'I can't find the hotel' massive

Passport Road?