Slap it with John

Just watch the first 30 seconds. Seriously. Scary shit or what?

Just relax...

This isn't actually a promo shot from a hotel in Germany. Oh no. It's a still from Russ Meyer's long-lost B-movie classic The Attack of the 20-Foot Clams.

Don't be rude to the waiter...

... he might just spit in your food.

Is that Lenny Kravitz?

Ain't no fun if the PR can't have none

Trust Snoop to come with some PR goodness. This is taken from an email announcing his having joined the ranks of US artists jumping on the latest UK music trend. Going one better Snoop also jumps on the Slumdog Millionaire bandwagon at the same time and then his PR people proceed to drop such gems on us as:

- Putting a hyphen in dubstep
- Titling the email 'Snoop Dogg steals oscar from Slumdog Millionaire'
- And this gem of a paragraph: "In creating the groundbreaking song, Snoop, ever a trendsetter, has become the first major American artist to collaborate with the exploding Dub-Step scene. The UK bred electro-infused genre is characterized by its heavy bass, dark sounds and syncopated rhythms."

The only answer to that last bit being of course the almighty facepalm...

Some light reading while on holiday

The picture doesn't do much for the hotel it's supposed to promote, hell it doesn't actually show anything. But let's give it out to the model for a great book choice. 2012 nah mean.